Miller loves the ladies. He’s the one at the park who asks girls to kiss him (on the lips, no less). He has a couple of girls that he regularly asks to marry him. While they are cute and sometimes play along, they are mostly baffled. I’m a little worried about what he will do if one ever asks them to “play house”.
One of his favorite friends has been gone for a few weeks. She returned this week and he was ready to woo her back.
He said this to her when he saw her:
“Will you marry me? I stopped eating my boogers!”
I don’t think he got the answer he was hoping for.